Adipose Narnian

My name is Jessamyn. I'm an ENFP, a sagittarius, and Team Jasper, if anyone cares. I obsess over books, historical fashions and trivia, and completely random shows, intermittently.
If I sometimes make no sense, it's because my sister is holding half of my brain for safekeeping/ransom.

Prayers this Day

I believe that on Good Friday, despair has a stronger hold on the world than any other day. Please take a moment to pray for hope for George’s family on this Good Friday.

Can I just take a totally serious moment to talk about the candy striped brilliance that is Chris’s fashion sense? Because I want to. I tried to figure out a way to fit all the crucial details into a square instaformat, and this shiny Wonderland of digital scrapbooking is what happened. That’s the power of the fashion. #red #bowtiesarecool

Evolutionary Luxury (Me and Paul talk random shit)

Paul: I think you’re more evolved than me. I’m still a bit… primal.
Me: You’re not too primal. If you were primal, you’d be straight.
Paul: Wow.
Me: Well, if you were primal, you’d be more concerned with the continuation of the species than with your… personal… tastes.
Paul: So, I’m more evolved than straight guys.
Me: Yeah. The ability to have your own sexual preferences is… What’s that word? Luxury. A luxury of being evolved.
Paul: Luxury. I like that.
Me: Yeah. An evolutionary luxury.

Writing on people. #Genji #wordart #ink #singthroughthesilence






Who really benefits from the pink ribbon campaigns: the cause or the company? In showing the real story of breast cancer and the lives of those who fight it, this film reveals the co-opting of what marketing experts have labeled a “dream cause.”

If you’re a woman, take the time to watch the documentary Pink Ribbons, Inc.

Watch it on

Netflix (x)

Itunes (x)

Youtube (for now…)    (x)

NFB (x)


Glad to see this on Tumblr. I don’t Pink. I don’t Run for a Cure. Write a check to your favorite women’s health charity.

I want a cure, I want research and support services and free diagnosis and treatment, I want lives saved. I do not give a flying fuck about pink ribbons, when less than 25% of Komen’s budget goes into research, but they do litigiously pursue competing organizations for trademark infringement. 

Find an org that is all about research or care or free services or support and write a check, click a donate button, give to someone who calls you but stop supporting an org that doesn’t do the actual work. 

seriously, everyone should see this.

This matters.

(via katmissesthe40s)




can the science side of tumblr explain this


swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

That’s the power of swagperation.

(via greenerygal)



when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via greenerygal)



Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning


never seen anything more accurate

(via greenerygal)




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


(via greenerygal)


I would do that

This is beautiful.


I would do that

This is beautiful.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via greenerygal)