@gen_darc having fun with glitter. “Craft herpes!” #glitter #fabric #lovemyboy #instagay #androgyny #Genji #broster #brilliant
oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice”
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
As a pizza delivery driver, I can tell you guys that most places WILL do whatever you put in the instructions, provided they’re not inappropriate or dangerous. I’ve drawn Michael Jackson dancing, written jokes, and done secret knocks on the door for people. Most places/drivers will do this stuff, I promise.
*Billy Connelly voice*
"Oh, 《please》be true! "
(Source: kallesdemos, via greenerygal)