I believe that on Good Friday, despair has a stronger hold on the world than any other day. Please take a moment to pray for hope for George’s family on this Good Friday.
Paul: I think you’re more evolved than me. I’m still a bit… primal.
Me: You’re not too primal. If you were primal, you’d be straight.
Me: Well, if you were primal, you’d be more concerned with the continuation of the species than with your… personal… tastes.
Paul: So, I’m more evolved than straight guys.
Me: Yeah. The ability to have your own sexual preferences is… What’s that word? Luxury. A luxury of being evolved.
Paul: Luxury. I like that.
Me: Yeah. An evolutionary luxury.
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
That’s the power of swagperation.
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police