Adipose Narnian

My name is Jessamyn. I'm an ENFP, a sagittarius, and Team Jasper, if anyone cares. I obsess over books, historical fashions and trivia, and completely random shows, intermittently.
If I sometimes make no sense, it's because my sister is holding half of my brain for safekeeping/ransom.

@gen_darc having fun with glitter. “Craft herpes!” #glitter #fabric #lovemyboy #instagay #androgyny #Genji #broster #brilliant

@gen_darc and I have matching anklets! I think they came out pretty.  #broster #sistersnotalike #jewelry #homemade #prettythings #presents #matchymatchi #Genji #happyjess #mauve

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice”

(via trashtrolls)

victoriasrustyknickers:

Dr. Mary Edwards Walker - feminist, abolitionist, alleged spy, surgeon and only female recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor for hardship endured as a prisoner of war. Photo by Elliott and Fry of 55, Baker Street, London - c1870s

victoriasrustyknickers:

Dr. Mary Edwards Walker - feminist, abolitionist, alleged spy, surgeon and only female recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor for hardship endured as a prisoner of war. Photo by Elliott and Fry of 55, Baker Street, London - c1870s

Randy’s making pug friends.
sextattoosdrugs:

instagram: @kmwtw

Do you believe in magic. ..

sextattoosdrugs:

instagram: @kmwtw

Do you believe in magic. ..

(via greenerygal)

Well, that didn’t go where I thought. …

Well, that didn’t go where I thought. …

(Source: cocknurse, via greenerygal)

embelish:

omg

Hahahaha

(Source: troq, via greenerygal)

soburgh:

this is actually really cool


Trippy shit, here, guys.

soburgh:

this is actually really cool

Trippy shit, here, guys.

(Source: darkest-loneliness, via greenerygal)

azraeldoesnotdispute:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza

As a pizza delivery driver, I can tell you guys that most places WILL do whatever you put in the instructions, provided they’re not inappropriate or dangerous. I’ve drawn Michael Jackson dancing, written jokes, and done secret knocks on the door for people. Most places/drivers will do this stuff, I promise.


*Billy Connelly voice*"Oh, 《please》be true! "

azraeldoesnotdispute:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

As a pizza delivery driver, I can tell you guys that most places WILL do whatever you put in the instructions, provided they’re not inappropriate or dangerous. I’ve drawn Michael Jackson dancing, written jokes, and done secret knocks on the door for people. Most places/drivers will do this stuff, I promise.

*Billy Connelly voice*
"Oh, 《please》be true! "

(Source: kallesdemos, via greenerygal)